Sex, Drugs and... Comedy :-)

The Sunday Before Labor Day:

What an experience.  Met up with a guy I know and hung out.  We were supposed to goto a High Profile Party in Hollywood.  Next thing I know, I'm at the Odyssey http://www.theodysseyrestaurant.com/odyssey/.

I highly recommend this place.  As you can see, the views from the patio are breath-takingly spectacular. Plus, the food is exceptional too.


SEX:
So, we ae sitting there at this table with these two obnoxious and highly unattractive girls that he had invited. with another punk kid arriving shortly after. I have no idea how I had gotten here and what was going on.  One thing leads to another and I'm being asked to make a porno with these two broads. I'm sitting there having a drink and thinking "Oh Shit, I gotta get out of here.", "I dont want any part of this." One thing could surely lead to another and i could end up in a ditch in Tijuana missing a kidney or worse.  Best if that doesnt happen...

DRUGS:
Your's Truly was Roofied.  Yes Ruflin.  So how does one get out of this situation?  I had not driven, so I had no easy escape.  What a crazy place to be.  Drugged and sitting at this spectacular place in a not so comfortable situation.  Looking at the views in the picture above.  Rainbows and Lightning Bolts in the sky.  Quite an experience.  So your Roofied and Stranded at a very high class restaurant, what do you do???

ANSWER:
Get out of there by contacting your Go-To-Girl.  I recommend having someone like this.  Make sure she is attractive/Gorgeous.  A Go-To-Girl is someone you can rely on for the following but not limited to:

-Getting you out of sticky situations
-Helping you by attending events in which having a pretty girl on your arm is important.
-Having a Drama-Free, B.S. Free Good Time
- etc....
The Text Message Read:
$100.00, Come pick me up at the Odyssey Now and take me to my car.

My Heroine came in and saved the day, Took me to my car and was rewarded for her exceptional efforts.

"Why am I rescuing you from the Odyssey at this hour?", "What did you do Mike?"

My Reply:
Not sure... I 'm messed up and dont really wanna talk about it.

Your Go-To-Girl will understand and not ask further questions.
Obviously, You can explain the situation at a later time over dinner or drinks.

Now I pose the question to myself....

What is it with guys wanting to take me to dinner and get me into sticky situations.
At least this one was not wanting to stab me in the neck and urinate in my mouth,  Unless that is some type of new porno idea....  Hmmm.....  I made it out of there alive and that is what counts.

So, A night of Sex (propositions), Drugs (Ruflin) and Comedy (Because this story is just too funny).

The spectacular experiences of yours truly

---Mike D.